[saden1]

Originally Posted by djnemo65

Saden, expert that I am in skankology - being that I've dated them exclusively since I was 14 - I feel that I am particularily qualified to answer your questions.

1. If you can hear over the din of clinking cheap jewelry you can hear an audible groan (it's a high pitched whine that resembles the skank's mating call in cadence and frequency).
2. They already have a skank olympics. It's called reality TV.
3. Mary Queen of Scotts. I hear she was a real piece.
4. See, you can't beat a whore. A whore is a poor girl who adopts the skank persona out of economic necessity. Skanks tend to come from better circumstances and become skanks out of choice. It's much like the fight between the street drug dealer and rich high school yo boy, which the drug dealer always wins.
5. My enlisted friends tell me that they already do serve in great numbers, and fight bravely.
6. A common misperception is that skanks don't need love like normal girls. This simply isn't true. They have the same needs, they just have flawed acquisition methods. A little known fact is that many skanks are able to succesfully change their image upon being impregnated by a rich man, instead becoming FASNARMW - LFS's (formerly a skank, now a rich man's wife, lucky f-----g skank!)

That was hilarious. Bravo, bravo...standing ovation!!!