LOL...interesting to read the arguments.
God is all knowing, so he clearly knew what he was doing punishing you for eating the apple. It was your fault that man fell, so you should get the bigger punishment.
ps- getting hit in marbles HAS to hurt more than childbirth, it just doesn't last as long. When you have a contraction, you don't close your legs in pain, yet it's the only thing that can take any man completely down...hit hard enough, it can hurt so much that we throw up...and complete paralyzes us albeit breifly.