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EternalEnigma21 · 08-18-2007, 03:11 PM

HAHAHA

my first job was kmart... i was a stocker and robbed the place blind everyday and got all f'ed up at work and rode the pallet jack around the store...

I used to drink the robitussin right off the shelf by the bottle and fry at work to make the time go by quicker... I set the store on fire once and hit a guy in the back with a dart in sporting goods...

THEN,

I worked at Walmart almost the entire first year I was in college. I got a job there as a night maintenance guy, basically cleaning the front bathrooms and changing ballasts etc... as needed...

I worked the first night and did nothing, so every night from then on out I would clock in, clean the bathrooms, and leave... and come back at 7am after a full nights sleep on my way into class and clock out...

and the funny thing is I never got caught... I eventually just stopped going...

it was awesome...

08-18-2007, 03:11 PM	#3
EternalEnigma21 Assistant Regional Mod Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Carbondale CO Age: 46 Posts: 2,958	Re: F...Wal-Mart HAHAHA my first job was kmart... i was a stocker and robbed the place blind everyday and got all f'ed up at work and rode the pallet jack around the store... I used to drink the robitussin right off the shelf by the bottle and fry at work to make the time go by quicker... I set the store on fire once and hit a guy in the back with a dart in sporting goods... THEN, I worked at Walmart almost the entire first year I was in college. I got a job there as a night maintenance guy, basically cleaning the front bathrooms and changing ballasts etc... as needed... I worked the first night and did nothing, so every night from then on out I would clock in, clean the bathrooms, and leave... and come back at 7am after a full nights sleep on my way into class and clock out... and the funny thing is I never got caught... I eventually just stopped going... it was awesome... __________________ I am the brute squad. Last edited by EternalEnigma21; 08-18-2007 at 03:14 PM. Reason: finishing the story...