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Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou?
Top Ten reasons he may still be at FedEx field:
-trying to get a partial refund on his over price ticket and beer prices
-he is waiting to talk to Snyder about the songs they play
-he trying to find the replay screen
-he is looking for the guy who told him to sit down
-he still waiting for the person to get out of the porta potty
-he is waiting for them to fix the score board becasue the one at FedEx does not go
past the teens and he knows it must be wrong.
-he is waiting at the players exit to get PR's sig.
-his ears are still ringing so loud from all the piped in croud noise that he cannot walk
Ok I could only think of 8 we need two more.
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