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10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots
#1: We are much better than we were in 2003 when we beat the Patriots (in a year they won the Super Bowl). Redskins MVP from the game: Trung Candidate. Good news is that Trung is currently a free agent - so we can bring him in and turn him loose on the Patriots.
#2: Tom Brady can't beat us if he gets knocked out on the first play of the game (Sean Taylor - I'm talking to you. I heard he stole your ATV).
#3: Everyone thought that Santana Moss was going to have a huge game against Arizona after single-handedly blowing the GB game. Surprise! Apparently, he saved his comeback game for NE.
#4: All we need is 5 or 6 turnovers - tops. That's doable. Maybe 7.
#5: We'll protect Jason Campbell better than we have in the past few games since the O-Line unit turned into the MASH unit. In fact, I recommend that we use 1QB, 1WR, 1RB and 8OL.
#6: I asked my Magic 8 Ball three times and it said: 1) "Outcome good", 2) "Concentrate and ask again" and 3) "Signs point to yes"
#7: Their cheating won't work - because NO ONE can predict what that crafty devil Joe Gibbs is going to call. It's soooo crazzzzy!
#8: Snyder loves to stick it to the media - and what could possibly be better than ruining thier precious NE vs. Indy "Battle of the Unbeatens" matchup the next week.
#9: Right now, Reche "Bug Eyes" Caldwell is giving us all of the secrets to beating the Pats offense. I mean, why else did we sign him??
#10: We have THE ADE! (What? We cut him? OH CRAP! We're doomed!)
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