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DynamiteRave · 11-20-2007, 12:57 AM

An elderly woman decides to join a motorcycle gang one day. She walks up to the club house and knocks on the door and a huge, bald headed biker opens the door and looks down to see an elderly woman at his doorstep.

"What do you want?", he asks the lady

"I wanna join your gang", she replies.

"Do you smoke?", he asks her.

She pulls out a carton of Marlboro unfiltered, "A whole pack a day.", she replies

"Well, do you have a ride?", he asks

She points behind her to a huge, gorgeous Harley-Davidson, "That's my pride and joy, right there.", she replies.

"Well, have you ever been caught by the fuzz?", he asks.

The old lady scratches her head and says, "No, but I have been swung around by the nipples a couple of times."

11-20-2007, 12:57 AM	#13
DynamiteRave Living Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington DC Age: 39 Posts: 16,867	Re: your favorite joke An elderly woman decides to join a motorcycle gang one day. She walks up to the club house and knocks on the door and a huge, bald headed biker opens the door and looks down to see an elderly woman at his doorstep. "What do you want?", he asks the lady "I wanna join your gang", she replies. "Do you smoke?", he asks her. She pulls out a carton of Marlboro unfiltered, "A whole pack a day.", she replies "Well, do you have a ride?", he asks She points behind her to a huge, gorgeous Harley-Davidson, "That's my pride and joy, right there.", she replies. "Well, have you ever been caught by the fuzz?", he asks. The old lady scratches her head and says, "No, but I have been swung around by the nipples a couple of times." __________________ Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best. I've been a part of this message board for 17 years. Damn I'm old.