[Redskin Rich]

Ever wonder what a wedding would look like between Dallas fans????

Introducing the wedding party :
First, the handsome groomsmen
and the fine looking groom (in red)
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. 'Alright, everyone .. let's line up for the picture.

Let's see ... hmmm, where shall we ..... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly!





Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!' I guess a jacket at





a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's right on the white shirts.





Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony! I told him it's tacky to





light up during the sermon. If we could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom





would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes. I told him his tennis shoes have black





trim....that's good enough.

Next, the lovely bridesmaids





and the blushing bride
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it.





Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.

At last.....The cute couple
Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her ankles.





Too bad they didn't come in white.





Note how their 'outdoor backdrop' is a clearing probably behind





the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for





this occasion.
At least his head is somewhat proportionate, to her left boob.
What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout??





Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor





than usual - How bout those teeth?
'You SO crazy, honey .'
'Here baby, let me help you up here .....'

You can almost hear the banjo music!!!!!