Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?
What homo wrote some of these?
I'm sorry, he's probably European.
Replace some of these with:
*Inject yourself or someone else with a needle.
*Watch a baby being born without fainting (Sorry, A-Rod!)
*Change oil in a car without paying someone $50.
*Hit a target with a gun...moving or not.
*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.