[Sheriff Gonna Getcha]

I'll admit that state legislators might have a slightly better idea of what I want and how I want to live my life. I just believe that I know better than anyone else what is in my best interests and how I want to live my life. All local, state, and federal governments should stay out of my business. So, for example, if I want to marry a dude (which, for the record, I don't), the government should say, "I might not agree with your lifestyle, but it's not my job or anyone else's to tell you how to live your life."