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Re: Lets Talk Pregame Festivities!
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Originally Posted by EternalEnigma21
5 months old is the perfect age to bring a kid to a bar. All the waitresses and chicks will babysit and you may even get lucky for being such a great dad. And the kids absolutely love neon, golden tee, and video poker.
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Bring my five month old to a bar and use him as a pawn to cheat on my wife. Hmmmm...do you get the Father of the Year award the next day or right after you are done banging her.
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