Let me break it down for you then since you have the lazy gene. What you really want is to live in a
Night Watchman State. That is fine, the problem is United States was founded as a
Constitutional Republic. I'm sure you know what a
Republic is so I won't bore you anymore. I just hope you can figure out what I am getting at here because, like you, I have the lazy gene.
Some day brother people like you will run for office and get elected to serve the people. Only then will we finally have those night watchmen towers.