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Originally Posted by 70Chip

This chimp, as I understand it, was pretty well known in the town. Most of his afternoons were spent in Lucky's Bar, enjoying a good smoke, cursing the English, and entertaining the locals with outrageous tales of his circus days. In the evenings he would stroll down to Lake Pocotopaug, where he would allow the stiff buzz from Lucky's to wane, and dream of a female companion with whom to share his days. In his younger days he was known for ordering Yager-bombs at that same local bar for his immediate clan. Due to his youth and wild exuberance, he was well known for copping cheap feels with the local talent, while he sometimes over indulged the devils' spirits.