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Originally Posted by GTripp0012
Crazy, unquantifiable and ultimately untraceable intangibles.
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Wrong, they are quantifiable:
1. His name; COLT = Gunslinger, fast, dynamic, confident.
2. He wears a COOOOOL visor and full leg spandex in warm weather.
3. He set every college passing record known to man, and broke all of Timmy Chang's.
4. He wears # 5, same as Heath Shuler.
5. I'm pretty sure he can use telekenisis to make the ball curve around defenders into WRs hands.
Need I say more.