NFC
East - Redskins (last place: Cowboys)
North - Vikes
South - Carolina
West - Seattle
wild cards: Eagles, Giants
NFC championship: Redskins vs. Eagles
AFC
East - Pats
North - Steelers
South - Titans
West - Chiefs (yes, they win the weakest division at 8-8)
wild cards: Ravens, Colts
AFC championship: Pats vs. Titans
Super Bowl: Redskins vs. Titans (the Haynesworth Bowl)
going to the White House next spring: Redskins
not that I'm a homer
