There's a website out there called Omegle that will instantly connect you with another stranger for a chat session. I know, don't we chat with strangers all day here? I tried this out and here's what I came up with, let's see who can have the wackiest "stranger chat"
http://omegle.com/
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello stranger
Stranger: nobbly nuts
You: I have a task for you that involves mayonaise and twigs, can u comply?
Stranger: after ive eaten this kebab
You: daddy would you like some sausage?
Stranger: you know how your mums cut up in a bin bag yeah?
You: pop pop goes the weasel the weasel
Stranger: planet orion
You: word up dawg u feeling it
Stranger: sphyncter
You: peace yo, split it while you're hittin' it
Stranger: this kebab is so tasty
Stranger: man
Stranger: its like orgasmic
You: like you momma
Stranger: indeed
You: f'ing a man, f'ing a
Stranger: *farts*