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Old 09-25-2009, 01:54 PM   #125
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Re: F...People that take the middle urinal

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72 View Post
Nothing to do with being too sensitive... I just rarely find myself in a spot where I just have to go and can't wait until I'm at home.

I just prefer to go in the comfort of my own home. Plus, not a fan of walking around with swamp ass. Unless you have some wet wipes with you, you cannot get totally cleaned up back there. Well, unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.
Yeah I gotta go with Matty. It's not so much that you shouldn't take a Gangsta when you need to just the respect that you show ( or that I don't show ) those that happen to be there too. Take a deuce if you have to, but there is something to be said about certain users of the toilets. Matty you're on to something though. The quality of toilet paper at public bathrooms is just ridiculous. I mean am I usung toilet paper or freaking construction paper ? Man but the miracle craps (Ninja Craps as I like to call them) are the best. But if you have one of those soft kinda ones and it takes you almost a whole roll of the cheap stuff to wipe. And then, how come the rolls are always too big for the dispenser ? I mean come on, I just finished dropping one and now I have to have the hands of an infant because my man hands will break the roll after 2 1/2 squares !
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