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Old 09-25-2009, 03:37 PM   #134
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Re: F...People that take the middle urinal

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Originally Posted by mredskins View Post
^ Thanks follow public crapper!

Seriously it is one thing to hold in a piss, a crap is whole diffrent story. Couple weeks ago I was watching my son at my in-laws by myself, wife and MIL went shopping, so I feel the urge come on but there is no where safe to leave my kid (18 mths) when I am in there. I proceed to try to hold it untli they come back after about .5 hour I was doubled over in pain dragging myself in the bathroom with my son to release this demon from my bowels. My poor son had to play in the tub while I peeled the paint off the walls.
LOL !!!!!!! I've done that to my son as well ! I can't put him his crib cause the little guy can almost climb out of his crib. So he's got to take the L and sit in there with me. I have to look at his shit so he can sit in there with me.

It's funny when my son tales a shit though because he'll be running top speed and then he'll stop and stand still for a couple of seconds with this blank look on his face. We know he's done when he starts moving around again.
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