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So I'll admit it, I took a "trip" once in college

And boy did it mess me up. A bunch of us were hanging out in the dorm lounge (after taking our trip) and we're kicking back, watching some tv. Suddenly I decide to head over to the sink and start washing some plates that are there

So I start washing and drying the same four plates over and over again. I'd wash one, put it on a rack, move on to the next one. And once the last one was washed I'd go back to the first and repeat the cycle. Finally someone asked me what I was doing. So I looked at him like he was an idiot and said "I'm washing the dishes"

Then he looks at me and says "Yeah, but those are all paper plates"