[skinsguy]

Crap! I've never even heard of Haiku until today. OK FINE! Let me begin yet again!

Five the first time fool,
seven the second line tool!
cause otherwise not cool!

I'm from the old school,
Journey is still kind of cool,
wanna pet my mule?

Jack Kent Cook is dead,
and no, my name is not ned!
'Skins fans seeing red.

Skinsguy is a guy,
a guy who is really nice,
who drinks tea with ice,

he likes the Redskins,
who lose all the freakin' time,
does this have to rhyme?

So here is my five,
and here again my seven,
I'm going to lunch.