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Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

Which are?

1) Fire Vinny
2) Snyder gives me all decisions making abilities with the exception of his Madden Franchise. I'm sure that he turns the salary cap off and the Skins are awesome.
3) I cannot be terminated or over ruled in any decision until after my 5th season.
4) No more suing season ticket holders.
5) Access to training camp is free again.
6) First beer is free for all fans attending the game as long as they are wearing officially licensed Redskins Apparrell
7) I get a 5 member cheerleading squad in my luxury box.
8) I get to pick which 5.
9) My wife is banned from my luxury box.
10) I have a personal body guard to protect me from my wife.