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Originally Posted by SBXVII

If he was smart he would follow the Presidents Rule of Thumb.....as I do...

1) Nixon: "I'm not a Cooke."

2) Clinton: Flat out deny, "I did not hire Vinny Cerrato."

When the public starts clammering...

3) Bush SR: "Read my lips, I did not hire Vinny Cerrato."

When evidence is mounting that you are lying....

4) Reagan: "I don't recall hiring Vinny Cerrato."

When it's blatently obvious...

5) Clinton: "Mistakes were made in hiring Cerrato."

6) Bush JR: "I'm going to fixidate this here clusterphobia."

I hope this helps all of you....I know I apply these tried and true Presidental statements to everything if it's a disaster. I hope it helps you as well.....

Edit: I'm sorry I forgot the last one, offer food cause everyone likes food..

7) Carter: "Would you like a peanut?"

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