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53Fan · 12-11-2009, 05:27 PM

Rednecks have a different kind of intellect.

"Hello..FBI"?
"Yes sir. How can I help you"?
"I'd like to make a report on my neighbor, Billy Ray. He's got a shit load of marijuana hid inside his firewood out in the shed".
"Thankyou sir. We'll get right on it".
The FBI shows up at Billy Rays with an arm full of axes, go inside the shed and commence to chopping. They didn't find anything, warn Billy Ray and leave. A few minutes later Billy Rays phone rings. It was his neighbor.
"Billy Ray! Did the FBI leave"?
"Yep".
"Did they chop your firewood for you"?
"Yep".
"Happy Birthday buddy"!

12-11-2009, 05:27 PM	#40
53Fan Franchise Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Kill Devil Hills, N.C. Posts: 7,570	Re: How AsylumGuido Celebrated Sunday's Saints' Win Rednecks have a different kind of intellect. "Hello..FBI"? "Yes sir. How can I help you"? "I'd like to make a report on my neighbor, Billy Ray. He's got a shit load of marijuana hid inside his firewood out in the shed". "Thankyou sir. We'll get right on it". The FBI shows up at Billy Rays with an arm full of axes, go inside the shed and commence to chopping. They didn't find anything, warn Billy Ray and leave. A few minutes later Billy Rays phone rings. It was his neighbor. "Billy Ray! Did the FBI leave"? "Yep". "Did they chop your firewood for you"? "Yep". "Happy Birthday buddy"! __________________ Defense wins championships. Bring it!