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Old 01-04-2010, 04:02 AM   #656
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7 Phases of Jim Zorn

Denial: Zorn starts working on offseason program for team.

Guilt: Realizing he's been fired Zorn reflects on the lack of situation specific preperation.

Anger and Bargaining: Zorn ask God to have Vinny get hit by a bolt of lightning in exchange for a pack of peanuts.

Depression and Reflection: Zorn walks around the house in his bath robe carrying his playbook and wearing a headset, reliving the Skins come from behind victory over the Saints in 2008.

Acceptance: Zorn realizes that he's no longer the coach of the Redskins and accepts a job coaching QB's in Cleveland. Brady Quinn becomes a pro bowl alternate.
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