[over the mountain]

do you wanna hear the story of how i ran around my college campus buck naked jumpin on police officers' backs? waking up in a hospital with a straight jacket next to me and a cop stationed outside my hospital door? flippin over campus security's golf cart? throwing burning stuff out of my dorm window? messin up a flaming shot and having this irish wood bar go up in flames? waking up in my car going 80 down a narrow one way street, the wrong way? how bout coming out of a blackout and finding yourself in tijuana with no money for a cab back to the border? breakin bottles over my head? man that was a crazy week.

the one time i posted on here drunk drunk it got pretty, well . . downright offensive. lol