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RedskinRat · 03-01-2005, 12:24 PM

Here's one for when you're surrounded by drunk friends:

Baby Polar Bear walks up to Mommy Polar Bear and says "Mommy, am I a Polar Bear?"

"Yes, dear, you're a Polar Bear. I am a Polar Bear, your Daddy is a Polar Bear. You're a Polar Bear."

"Oh, OK" says the baby Polar Bear.

A few minutes later the baby Polar Bear walks up to Grandma Polar Bear and asks "Granny, am I a Polar Bear?"

To which Granny replies "Yes, dear, you're a Polar Bear. I am a Polar Bear, your Grand Daddy is a Polar Bear, your Mommy is a Polar Bear and your Daddy is a Polar Bear. You're a Polar Bear."
"Oh, ok"

<Basically when you're hammered you try to go through the entire extended family of a Polar Bear, it makes it funnier, ok?>

The baby Polar Bear walks up to his sister and says "Sis, am I a Polar Bear?"

His sister says "Yes dear, you're a Polar Bear. I am a Polar Bear, your Mommy is a Polar Bear, your Daddy is a Polar Bear. You're a Polar Bear."

And the baby Polar Bear says "Then why am I so fucking cold?".

03-01-2005, 12:24 PM	#5
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Talking Dog Joke Here's one for when you're surrounded by drunk friends: Baby Polar Bear walks up to Mommy Polar Bear and says "Mommy, am I a Polar Bear?" "Yes, dear, you're a Polar Bear. I am a Polar Bear, your Daddy is a Polar Bear. You're a Polar Bear." "Oh, OK" says the baby Polar Bear. A few minutes later the baby Polar Bear walks up to Grandma Polar Bear and asks "Granny, am I a Polar Bear?" To which Granny replies "Yes, dear, you're a Polar Bear. I am a Polar Bear, your Grand Daddy is a Polar Bear, your Mommy is a Polar Bear and your Daddy is a Polar Bear. You're a Polar Bear." "Oh, ok" <Basically when you're hammered you try to go through the entire extended family of a Polar Bear, it makes it funnier, ok?> The baby Polar Bear walks up to his sister and says "Sis, am I a Polar Bear?" His sister says "Yes dear, you're a Polar Bear. I am a Polar Bear, your Mommy is a Polar Bear, your Daddy is a Polar Bear. You're a Polar Bear." And the baby Polar Bear says "Then why am I so fucking cold?".