[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

i went to the movies this weekend. discount movie theater, $4 adult tickets on a saturday night. all types of people there. old, young, couples, an old lesbian couple sitting next to us.

sadly, everyone was on their good behavior. for the first 20 minutes of the movie my girl was making constant muffling noises as she was trying to maneveur her way thru her purse with all the candy and stuff we brought. she kept it up for a good 20 minutes but the most we could conjuer from the crowd was one quick look from a patron who quickly turned away. the patron did make an ever so slight breathing sound which i interpreted as impatience with my girl taking so long to get her candy situated.

unfortunately, it wasnt enough of a reaction for me to take action.

so i had to sit and watch this whole twillight movie. i did notice 4 guys get up during the movie and never coming back. lucky bastards, they probably planned their excuse-exit strategy for weeks in advance. i had no warning, my girl put a sneak attack "ohh honey look, new moon is still playing! i didnt even know." . . yeah right.

how much fucking candy did you buy that it took her 20 mins to figure out which to get?