Once you get in the 70s, several things happen. One is, you stop celebrating birthdays. I've forbidden my wife -- I said, "Please, no birthday things! I don't need to pretend to open a gift and say, 'This is just what I wanted!' " I said, "Don't get me anything.
We'll just have a glass of wine." Seventy-nine is not so bad. I might savor it for a while.
Clint Eastwood: The elder statesman
I always knew Eastwood was a pansy fraud