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CRedskinsRule · 04-30-2010, 07:28 AM

Well clearly Grampa Simpson spoke to whether this trade should take place in the infamous Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' (1996) episode.

(Some liberties may have been taken with the actual quotes!)
Bart: [to Mr. Allen, who is going to trade Haynesworth] Mr. Allen, can you take me with you? I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong.

Grampa: I was at Fedex field with Albert Haynesworth. We were the first to discover his horrible secret.
[flashback]
John F Kennedy played by Albert Haynesworth: A um ah, Ich bin ein Bronco errrr Berliner.
Grampa: He's a Nazi, get him.

(later)
Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
[the children laugh]
Albert Haynesworth: "Dickety"? Highly dubious!
Grampa: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

Clearly this teaches us that AH wants to be a Bronco, but we have to chase him and shouldn't give up, because he's eaten too much pie.

04-30-2010, 07:28 AM	#110
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 59 Posts: 21,744	Re: I would love to see Haynesworth traded for Ryan Clady Well clearly Grampa Simpson spoke to whether this trade should take place in the infamous Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' (1996) episode. (Some liberties may have been taken with the actual quotes!) Bart: [to Mr. Allen, who is going to trade Haynesworth] Mr. Allen, can you take me with you? I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong. Grampa: I was at Fedex field with Albert Haynesworth. We were the first to discover his horrible secret. [flashback] John F Kennedy played by Albert Haynesworth: A um ah, Ich bin ein Bronco errrr Berliner. Grampa: He's a Nazi, get him. (later) Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles... [the children laugh] Albert Haynesworth: "Dickety"? Highly dubious! Grampa: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Clearly this teaches us that AH wants to be a Bronco, but we have to chase him and shouldn't give up, because he's eaten too much pie.