My wife's would be SexyGatorSlob. She's LOVES our Gators with her heart and soul, she a hot Florida blonde, but man oh man is she messy. Not gross messy like leaving food wrappers on the floor or having poor hygene. But I swear to god the world is that woman's hamper. She has clothes everywhere. Drives me nuts. She can leave a sink full of dirty dishes and go to sleep for the night. She can leave 3 days worth of mail on the kitchen table. She can have a month old stack of magazines on her side of the bed. The list goes on.
Don't get me wrong, I love the woman to death, but her messiness is certainly my cross to bear in the relationship. But she's in two different fantasy football leagues, she has more than one Redskins thong, and she asks me at least 2 or 3 times a week "hey baby, what's new on The Warpath?" So I guess you take the good with the bad. I know I'm a pain in the ass, too.
