You could always do like this boxer did and cut it off on your kitchen table.
He went home, put towels over the kitchen table and blocked off a working area with several two-by-fours. He put gauze around the area and twisted soldering wire around his right pinkie to slow the flow of blood.
"Then I put a wood chisel on it and dropped a 15-pound weight on the chisel," Robles said. "The piece shot out about six feet like a missile."
Hard-Nosed Boxer Will Perform His Own Surgery, Thank You Very Much