[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

As to hitting someone in their sleep - once, early on in my relationship with my eventually-to-be-wife, I had a dream that I was in a knife fight with her ex-boyfriend. In the dream, we are struggling, I roll him over, get a clear shot at him, and plunge my knife into him hard right between the shoulder blades...

I wake up just as I as my fist is swinging down into my wife's back, hard, right between the shoulder blades. I mean I thumped her good. She woke up screaming both from pain and fright. She took a couple minutes to calm down. Given her terrified screaming, I was surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops - it was so piercing.

And, yet,she married me ...

Hope that wasn't TMI and sorry for the threadjack.

Back to peeves:
People who threadjack;
People who share too much information;
People who talk about their dreams.

That is an awesome story.