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Dirtbag59 · 09-28-2010, 02:50 PM

Business Jargon Generator
Sexual Harassment Problems - Strategic, team-based culture

We're being sued: Pro-active, team-based paradigm

Drunk at the Christmas Party: Totally, enhanced culture

Asset Misappropriation (A form of fraud usually involving paying money to a dummy company you set up for yourself for goods that don't exist): Digital, integrated competence

Office Gossip: Radical, focused solution

New Filing System: Harmonized, relational competence

New hot piece of ass: Lifetime, integrated simulation

09-28-2010, 02:50 PM	#38
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 40 Posts: 14,750	Business Jargon Generator Business Jargon Generator Sexual Harassment Problems - Strategic, team-based culture We're being sued: Pro-active, team-based paradigm Drunk at the Christmas Party: Totally, enhanced culture Asset Misappropriation (A form of fraud usually involving paying money to a dummy company you set up for yourself for goods that don't exist): Digital, integrated competence Office Gossip: Radical, focused solution New Filing System: Harmonized, relational competence New hot piece of ass: Lifetime, integrated simulation __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG