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Originally Posted by over the mountain

Well, was reading that "where the F youve been thread" and someone mentioned the baby daddy thread and I figured id find it and chime in.

Mr. and soon to be Mrs. OTM tentatively have a child on the way. still very early, we are guessing conception was around July 10th - ish.

I didnt need to see the double red line pee stick to know she was pregnant.

When she started refusing shots people would buy for us was the first clue for me. When she said "sherbert and pickles" in the same sentence at the grocery store i had all the confirmation i needed.

i am very scared but very excited. im 32 going to be 33 in august, really need to get my act together and this is the perfect reason. im going to stop all that crap i should have stopped doing a while ago and get my career back to where it should be.

i wanted to break the news in a long winded story narrative but im lazy. we are going to get free pregnancy care through the state of maryland and since we are dealing with balt city it should make for some funny stories such as yesterday when we went to sign her up (on balt ave of all places with the red light district and crack heads and heroin addicts doing the lean).
the lady behind the desk said we needed proof of pregnancy (among other things). my lady pulls out the pee stick. the lady said "ohh no no no" we need something from a doctor. my lady says i cant see a doctor until i get coverage and thats why im here". the lady so "ohh that makes sense, ok hold on..."

i may make a blog, with pics and all that jazz. i like writing about my life and experiences with a focus on the absurd parts.

Congratulations! That's great to hear. So when is she due then?