[Monkeydad]

Michael Vick will miss at least 6 games.

Jon Kitna will play more games than Romo. Dallas will finish in last place, edging out the Giants by one loss.

Redskins will win the NFC East, 11-5. Eagles will finish 9-7. NJ will be 7-9 and Dallas does the 6-10 dance again.

Donovan McNabb will be benched by Week 6.

Lions will win the NFC North.

Panthers will earn another #1 pick.

John Beck will have more TD passes than Eli Manning and Alex Smith combined.