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Originally Posted by SmootSmack
He should play in Arizona as far as I'm concerned. That seems like a great fit.
I wonder if Elway will show up to tonight's dinner wearing his two Super Bowl rings and be like "Oh...you only have one ring. I'm so sorry"
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Then he gets in real close and quiet but starts talking a 1,000 words a minute with the hard sale.
"See I know what it's like. Your stupid brother who's only endorsement is some watch company now has two rings. TWO! But I can change that. I got to the playoffs with Tim Tebow. TEBOW! You were a better passer the day after your 4th surgery. Just IMAGINE what I could do with you. Think abut it."
*Does I'm watching you/seeing eye to eye gesture*
"Enjoy your evening gentlemen"
*Repeats eye to eye gesture*