10. Finally, Please Tell Us Nickelback Is Using Massive Amounts of Pyro
Even those hockey fans that didn't recoil upon hearing Nickelback would be the line musical guest at the NHL Awards are in the "I can stomach them I guess" party. So we ask — nay, beg — of you NHL Awards producers and Nickelback: Give us pyro. Massive fireballs and explosions. Flames licking the faces of the front row VIPs.
Anything to distract us from the Nickelback happening on stage. Hey, it worked for hair metal.
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