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Hijinx · 07-28-2005, 01:12 PM

A woman is working nights alone doing accounting work. Suddenly the door bursts open and in walks a masked man holding a shotgun. The man tells her to put her hands up.

"But this isn't a real bank its a sperm bank. We don't have anything of value here," she says.

"I know what it is. Now put your hands up and get in the vault!!" So she puts up her hands, opens the vault, and walks in.

Then he tells her, "Okay, now open one of the containers and drink it down."

"But its full of semem!!", she yells.

"Lady, one more word and I take your head off with this gun," the masked man replies.

So without another word she opens the container, puts it to her mouth and swallows every last drop of the semem. The man then rips off his mask revealing her HUSBAND!!

"Now really was that so damn hard?!!??!?"

07-28-2005, 01:12 PM	#33
Hijinx The Starter Join Date: Apr 2005 Age: 51 Posts: 1,961	Re: Jokes - Sort of A woman is working nights alone doing accounting work. Suddenly the door bursts open and in walks a masked man holding a shotgun. The man tells her to put her hands up. "But this isn't a real bank its a sperm bank. We don't have anything of value here," she says. "I know what it is. Now put your hands up and get in the vault!!" So she puts up her hands, opens the vault, and walks in. Then he tells her, "Okay, now open one of the containers and drink it down." "But its full of semem!!", she yells. "Lady, one more word and I take your head off with this gun," the masked man replies. So without another word she opens the container, puts it to her mouth and swallows every last drop of the semem. The man then rips off his mask revealing her HUSBAND!! "Now really was that so damn hard?!!??!?" __________________ This is my signature, there are many like it, but this one is mine.