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Re: Around the NFL Off - Season style.
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Originally Posted by Monkeydad
When is Ramadan? If we ever play on that day, I bet the cheerleaders will be locked out of the stadium!
Soon, feminists will probably get cheerleaders banned by law because it makes out-of-shape women feel "sad".
We're already removing honor rolls in some schools because it hurts the feelings of the kids who don't work hard enough.
I'm surprised we still keep score. 2016 playoff seeding: EVERYONE is invited!
Next year's combine...instead of 40-yard dash (offends the handicapped) and bench press (players setting off too many Lunk Alarms at Planet Fitness and fat people are getting offended), the players will compete in a Round Robin Chess Tournament to prove that they can learn playbook and game strategy.
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Lombardi trophies for just showing up!! Just like childrens soccer leagues, swim teams, and pee wee football!
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Just win.
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