Cowturds Camp

RedskinRat · 07-26-2004, 04:01 PM

They are practicing in Oxnard, very close to where I live. I shall be attending at least one day (possibly more if I don't get badly beaten), wearing my Redskins jersey and being as annoying as I can be without getting punched out.

If anyone has a request that I can fufill I'd be happy to. I'm thinking manure sprayer, laxative in their Gatorade, that kind of amusing stuff.

skins009 · 07-26-2004, 04:06 PM

Piss in Parcells hair dye. I'm sure it would still look better than what he's got.

Redskins_P · 07-26-2004, 04:17 PM

If you can get your hands on a "Dallas Sucks" t-shirt wear that instead of Skins jersey, then take a shit inside Antonio Bryants helmet.

cpayne5 · 07-26-2004, 04:18 PM

Anyone heard about Antonio Bryant since the incident a few weeks ago? RR, can you see if he's in camp, or what's going on with that?

joecrisp · 07-26-2004, 04:29 PM

In addition to an Antonio Bryant update, I'd like to hear how Julius Jones looks, and how Darren Woodson's replacements at safety are looking. Let us know if Marcellus Wiley is looking quick or slow. An update on the QB position would be good also...

oh, and I'd go with the Gatorade laxative.:thumb:

Skins fan 44 · 07-26-2004, 04:39 PM

I would say drink a few beers before you go but it does not sound like you need to, but it wouldnt hurt. You could ask what happened to Troy. How his career was ended by Lavar. You also could have signs in the stands that the players could see. Well I hope you get kicked out that would be something to brag about. We would love to see pictures of your outing.

SmootSmack · 07-26-2004, 04:53 PM

I think Bryant and Parcells met Monday morning. Anyway, why don't you pass around that pic of Hutchinson that Matty posted and see what clever captions the fans and players there come up with. See if they have more than a monosyllabic vocabulary

Riggo44 · 07-26-2004, 05:58 PM

I live down the 5 fwy from you. What day are you planing to go? Maybe I will head up there with my girlfreind on the same day.

I've never been to an NFL training camp and it would be kinda fun to represent with Burgundy and Gold on!! Not to mention I like to heckle!! :FIREdevil We have plenty of Redskins gear to sport that's for sure.

RedskinRat · 07-26-2004, 06:27 PM

Riggo44 you'll be more than welcome. I'm send you an email when I have a firm date.

Carnage · 07-26-2004, 06:34 PM

You guys rock! Gogetum!!

Riggo44 · 07-26-2004, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Riggo44 you'll be more than welcome. I'm send you an email when I have a firm date.

Cool. I will be waiting to hear from you RedskinRat.Weekends are best for me.
That will be alot of fun. I told my girlfreind and she sounded kinda nervous about sporting her Redskins gear to Cowboys camp. But she's a trooper so she said she's in. :headbange

skins009 · 07-26-2004, 06:43 PM

Be careful out there, we wouldn't want to lose any members of our beloved Warpath family.

RedskinRat · 07-26-2004, 10:51 PM

Riggo44, we'll form a protective circle around her. Kinda tough with just the two of us but I'm sure if we run fast enough....

I'm sure as loge as it stays good natured it'll be fine, if not I have Blue Cross.

Riggo44 · 07-27-2004, 03:33 PM

I'm sure as loge as it stays good natured it'll be fine, if not I have Blue Cross.[/QUOTE]
I'm not worried.

Glad to hear about the blue cross just in case though.

Riggo44 · 07-28-2004, 02:45 PM

RedskinRatt. I will be at Cowgirls camp on Sat Aug 7th. See you there if you can make it.

07-26-2004, 04:01 PM	#1
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Cowturds Camp They are practicing in Oxnard, very close to where I live. I shall be attending at least one day (possibly more if I don't get badly beaten), wearing my Redskins jersey and being as annoying as I can be without getting punched out. If anyone has a request that I can fufill I'd be happy to. I'm thinking manure sprayer, laxative in their Gatorade, that kind of amusing stuff.

07-26-2004, 04:18 PM	#4
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	Anyone heard about Antonio Bryant since the incident a few weeks ago? RR, can you see if he's in camp, or what's going on with that? __________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."

07-26-2004, 04:39 PM	#6
Skins fan 44 Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Brazil, IN Age: 54 Posts: 883	I would say drink a few beers before you go but it does not sound like you need to, but it wouldnt hurt. You could ask what happened to Troy. How his career was ended by Lavar. You also could have signs in the stands that the players could see. Well I hope you get kicked out that would be something to brag about. We would love to see pictures of your outing. __________________ HTTR!

07-26-2004, 04:53 PM	#7
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	I think Bryant and Parcells met Monday morning. Anyway, why don't you pass around that pic of Hutchinson that Matty posted and see what clever captions the fans and players there come up with. See if they have more than a monosyllabic vocabulary __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

07-26-2004, 05:58 PM	#8
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	I live down the 5 fwy from you. What day are you planing to go? Maybe I will head up there with my girlfreind on the same day. I've never been to an NFL training camp and it would be kinda fun to represent with Burgundy and Gold on!! Not to mention I like to heckle!! :FIREdevil We have plenty of Redskins gear to sport that's for sure. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

07-26-2004, 04:06 PM	#2
skins009 Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 528	Piss in Parcells hair dye. I'm sure it would still look better than what he's got.

07-26-2004, 04:17 PM	#3
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 46 Posts: 4,101	If you can get your hands on a "Dallas Sucks" t-shirt wear that instead of Skins jersey, then take a shit inside Antonio Bryants helmet.

07-26-2004, 04:29 PM	#5
joecrisp The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Charlottesville, VA Age: 48 Posts: 1,501	In addition to an Antonio Bryant update, I'd like to hear how Julius Jones looks, and how Darren Woodson's replacements at safety are looking. Let us know if Marcellus Wiley is looking quick or slow. An update on the QB position would be good also... oh, and I'd go with the Gatorade laxative.:thumb:

07-26-2004, 06:27 PM	#9
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Riggo44 you'll be more than welcome. I'm send you an email when I have a firm date.

07-26-2004, 06:34 PM	#10
Carnage Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 473	You guys rock! Gogetum!!

07-26-2004, 06:43 PM	#12
skins009 Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 528	Be careful out there, we wouldn't want to lose any members of our beloved Warpath family.

07-26-2004, 10:51 PM	#13
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Riggo44, we'll form a protective circle around her. Kinda tough with just the two of us but I'm sure if we run fast enough.... I'm sure as loge as it stays good natured it'll be fine, if not I have Blue Cross.

07-27-2004, 03:33 PM	#14
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	I'm sure as loge as it stays good natured it'll be fine, if not I have Blue Cross.[/QUOTE] I'm not worried. Glad to hear about the blue cross just in case though. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

07-28-2004, 02:45 PM	#15
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	RedskinRatt. I will be at Cowgirls camp on Sat Aug 7th. See you there if you can make it. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

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