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03-24-2009, 03:43 AM
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The Starter
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: round the way
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Party house
post drunk/drug and anything having to do with a crazy night/day in your life. preferibly funny, and NO DRAMA stories RIGHT HERE NOW!!!!!!!! i know yall got em. the lord knows i do....
just yesterday i was sitting at a stop light with my windows down smoking a cig. now it was probably 1 or 1:30 am, i had been drinking but wasnt drunk. next thing i know a car full of black girls (no offense to black women, its just not how i roll, although they are always attractedd to me so who knows) anyways they roll down there windows and start blasting there little jungle toons of whatever they listen to. then i decide to look over, BAD idea. they are all out like turned toward me doing the most ghetto dance moves that a car permits, all the while screaming at me how much they love me and how i was blushing. i laughed for a little. then i started revving my engine because i felt like freaking them out. i drive a 2008 GTO 5.7L with flowmaster cat backs and brand new headers i got 2 weeks ago. i can scare them. anyways light turns green and i pop the clutch and sit doing a burnout for 5 sec and took the **** off. (mind you, we were the only ones on the road at the time so i was GONEEEEEEE)
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03-24-2009, 04:37 AM
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 41
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Re: Party house
ummm cool man, hope that's workin out well for you
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03-24-2009, 07:22 AM
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Pro Bowl
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Diego Ca
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Re: Party house
I want this quote as my signature!
This is brilliant! I can actually visualize a car full of black women listening to the soundtrack to the Jungle Book. Quote:
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03-24-2009, 09:16 AM
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Gamebreaker
 
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Re: Party house
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03-24-2009, 10:29 AM
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The Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: IOWA
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Just move the letters around GOaT. Its one of those affectionate nick names. And Wikipedia Quote:
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03-24-2009, 09:38 AM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Party house
The jungle tunes part just blows my mind.
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03-24-2009, 09:41 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: NY
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Re: Party house
allllllllrighty then
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03-24-2009, 10:06 AM
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Contains football related knowledge
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Re: Party house
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03-24-2009, 10:07 AM
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Re: Party house
I think he was just drunk, good to see he was driving. Could someone answer the GTO question at least something may come out of this thread.
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03-24-2009, 10:23 AM
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Playmaker
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03-24-2009, 10:39 AM
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Playmaker
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03-24-2009, 02:50 PM
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Playmaker
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03-24-2009, 02:58 PM
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Gamebreaker
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I am pretty sure there is a major HP difference between the two as well.
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03-24-2009, 07:18 PM
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03-24-2009, 10:23 AM
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A Dude
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Newtown Square, PA
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Re: Party house
Here in the Philly area there's a little theme park called Sesame Place, modeled after sesame street. I had a buddy who worked there in the summers as the guy in the Elmo costume.
So we're at this party one weeknight and he shows up straight from work. He's dressed in street clothes like a normal person. So it's a nice night and we're out on the porch drinking and socializing and whatnot, and I notice this guy isn't around anywhere. Lo and behold I look towards the street and there he goes riding by on a bike he found behind the house, stark naked, with nothing but the Elmo head on. He's looking up at us and waving. I laughed so hard I nearly lost by beer. So he goes around the block and comes by again, still funny. Then he goes around again, still funny. But as he's coming around the third time a police car comes up behind him with the lights on and stops him. The cops put him in the car. They then came to the door of the party and wanted to check IDs, and when they saw we were all 21 they were cool, and they said "Yeah we were sitting one street over when we saw "Elmo" the first time he came around the block. And we had to give him credit, it was so funny and we were laughing so hard that we couldn't bust him. The second time it was still funny, but the third time we just had to bust him." Unfortunately they made him remove the Elmo head for the mug shot. I still love that story.
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