New Threat To World Peace

JoeRedskin · 03-02-2007, 05:07 PM

This is only the first step, next - no cheese for you.

Swiss accidentally invade Liechtenstein - Yahoo! News

firstdown · 03-02-2007, 05:12 PM

Oh I thought that you were going to say Hillary was leading in the polls.

dmek25 · 03-02-2007, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

Oh I thought that you were going to say Hillary was leading in the polls.

the G.O.P. takes us to war, and hillary is a threat?

firstdown · 03-02-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

the G.O.P. takes us to war, and hillary is a threat?

HMMM, The same one she voted for and never back away from her decision until she decided to run for president and then it was not good for her numbers then backed away from her decision.

Hog1 · 03-02-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

the G.O.P. takes us to war, and hillary is a threat?

D, you seem to be a little........sensitive to things......of the Democratic persuasion?

dmek25 · 03-02-2007, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog1

D, you seem to be a little........sensitive to things......of the Democratic persuasion?

politics as a whole are frustrating. when you know whomever is in power thinks they are doing the right thing, but your viewpoint is totally different, its almost like beating your head against the wall

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-02-2007, 05:15 PM

Uh oh.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 03-02-2007, 05:22 PM

34,000 people and no army? Can we just take it?

724Skinsfan · 03-02-2007, 05:24 PM

Man, I thought this was about the theft of SmootSmack's name.

JoeRedskin · 03-02-2007, 05:25 PM

Oh dear God.

It's frikkin Lichtenstein and Switzerland - can we maintain some levity please?

How about this:

In response to the recent invasion, Bush has raised defense levels to DefCon 4 but still can't pronounce nuclear correctly. Hillary, while unloading her carpetbag, blasted Bush for not first imposing a cheese blockade and added that Obama is just plain stupid for not attacking Bush. Obama responded - "Where the hell is Lichtenstein and did grandmama ever own any slaves their?"

PS - IT'S A JOKE!!!!

firstdown · 03-02-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Oh dear God.

It's frikkin Lichtenstein and Switzerland - can we maintain some levity please?

How about this:

In response to the recent invasion, Bush has raised defense levels to DefCon 4 but still can't pronounce nuclear correctly. Hillary, while unloading her carpetbag, blasted Bush for not first imposing a cheese blockade and added that Obama is just plain stupid for not attacking Bush. Obama responded - "Where the hell is Lichtenstein and did grandmama ever own any slaves their?"

PS - IT'S A JOKE!!!!

Dang man you took all of the fun out of it.

JoeRedskin · 03-02-2007, 05:30 PM

Ah, c'mon, admit it - You loved the Obama quote.

firstdown · 03-02-2007, 05:35 PM

I thought the whole thing was funny.

SmootSmack · 03-02-2007, 05:48 PM

The question is how much will Little Danny overpay to bring Liechtenstein here?

JoeRedskin · 03-02-2007, 06:05 PM

Breaking News:

Lichtenstein signs with the Washington Redskins.

In his statement announcing the aquisition, Hall of Fame Coach Joe Gibbs said "We know they are a landlocked principality that doesn't have any football players, but we really like their potential." Gibbs continued "In the recent Swiss invasion, even though they were outgunned 170 to 0, those Lichtensteiners reallly fought their guts out. We think they have the potential to be real core redskins. Alternatively, we may send Arch over there as there is bound to be at least one Lichtensteiner he can cover."

League wide, GM's are blasting the news as just another attempt by Snyder to make a big splash in free agency. "Typical Snyder, overpay for something useless" said one GM who wished to remain anonymous. "We know this is the move that will send them to cap hell next year" said Lenny P between pizzas. Adam Schefter's response was "Lichtenstein? Lichtenstein? Come on, everybody knows they couldn't fight off Monaco. They are just hype. If it weren't for the Swiss invasion - hell, they wouldn't even be on the radar screen."

Undeterred, Gibbs responded to the criticism with a giggle "Oh well, I guess we'll just have coach'em up."

03-02-2007, 05:07 PM	#1
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	New Threat To World Peace This is only the first step, next - no cheese for you. Swiss accidentally invade Liechtenstein - Yahoo! News __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

03-02-2007, 05:12 PM	#2
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: New Threat To World Peace Oh I thought that you were going to say Hillary was leading in the polls.

03-02-2007, 05:15 PM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: New Threat To World Peace Uh oh. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-02-2007, 05:22 PM	#8
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 45 Posts: 8,317	Re: New Threat To World Peace 34,000 people and no army? Can we just take it?

03-02-2007, 05:24 PM	#9
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: New Threat To World Peace Man, I thought this was about the theft of SmootSmack's name. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

03-02-2007, 05:25 PM	#10
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: New Threat To World Peace Oh dear God. It's frikkin Lichtenstein and Switzerland - can we maintain some levity please? How about this: In response to the recent invasion, Bush has raised defense levels to DefCon 4 but still can't pronounce nuclear correctly. Hillary, while unloading her carpetbag, blasted Bush for not first imposing a cheese blockade and added that Obama is just plain stupid for not attacking Bush. Obama responded - "Where the hell is Lichtenstein and did grandmama ever own any slaves their?" PS - IT'S A JOKE!!!! __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

03-02-2007, 05:30 PM	#12
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: New Threat To World Peace Ah, c'mon, admit it - You loved the Obama quote. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

03-02-2007, 05:35 PM	#13
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: New Threat To World Peace I thought the whole thing was funny.

03-02-2007, 05:48 PM	#14
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: New Threat To World Peace The question is how much will Little Danny overpay to bring Liechtenstein here? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

03-02-2007, 06:05 PM	#15
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: New Threat To World Peace Breaking News: Lichtenstein signs with the Washington Redskins. In his statement announcing the aquisition, Hall of Fame Coach Joe Gibbs said "We know they are a landlocked principality that doesn't have any football players, but we really like their potential." Gibbs continued "In the recent Swiss invasion, even though they were outgunned 170 to 0, those Lichtensteiners reallly fought their guts out. We think they have the potential to be real core redskins. Alternatively, we may send Arch over there as there is bound to be at least one Lichtensteiner he can cover." League wide, GM's are blasting the news as just another attempt by Snyder to make a big splash in free agency. "Typical Snyder, overpay for something useless" said one GM who wished to remain anonymous. "We know this is the move that will send them to cap hell next year" said Lenny P between pizzas. Adam Schefter's response was "Lichtenstein? Lichtenstein? Come on, everybody knows they couldn't fight off Monaco. They are just hype. If it weren't for the Swiss invasion - hell, they wouldn't even be on the radar screen." Undeterred, Gibbs responded to the criticism with a giggle "Oh well, I guess we'll just have coach'em up." __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

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