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Old 05-03-2007, 08:13 PM   #1
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It was big news in our local paper today. This kid's name is Jonathan Wilson. He is a tool and I hate him. How can you NOT want to punch this kid?

At least if he makes the team, I can always say that I made him cry during little league baseball at least a dozen times.
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Looks like a kicker, that alone is punishment enough.
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How can he try out for the Skins? Doesn't he have to go into the military? And yes, he looks like a real piece of work.
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:04 AM   #4
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How can he try out for the Skins? Doesn't he have to go into the military? And yes, he looks like a real piece of work.
No VMI is not a REAL military school. I don't know him, but now I hate him too ... Maybe LaRon Landry can put him out of his misery. If he wears that #10 necklace I can't imagine he makes it out of camp.
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No VMI is not a REAL military school. I don't know him, but now I hate him too ... Maybe LaRon Landry can put him out of his misery. If he wears that #10 necklace I can't imagine he makes it out of camp.
You would get stabbed for saying that here. LOL

They are quite proud of their tradition and make sure that all us "civilians" know as much when they're drunk on Friday and Saturday nights.
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You would get stabbed for saying that here. LOL

They are quite proud of their tradition and make sure that all us "civilians" know as much when they're drunk on Friday and Saturday nights.
Hmmmm ... then I guess I should not get into my opinions on Stonewall Jackson then eh?
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Old 05-03-2007, 08:18 PM   #7
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He's the biggest f-ing tool that I know. He hangs around at softball games (doesn't play mind you) and basically bangs chicks who are waaay underage.

He's a QB!
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He's the biggest f-ing tool that I know. He hangs around at softball games (doesn't play mind you) and basically bangs chicks who are waaay underage.

He's a QB!
Tool and QB don't mix. He will be gone before he gets a practice jersey!
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Tool and QB don't mix. He will be gone before he gets a practice jersey!

he just looks like a jackass
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Maybe it's one of those Make-A-Wish type deals. I always thought that if I were terminally ill, I would try to play in the Pebble Beach Pro-Am.
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LOL. God, I was so pissed when I read this news. He LOVES himself.
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No, him and pre-teen girls do.
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No, him and pre-teen girls do.
That is sick! I have a sick sense of humor, but there are boundaries. Not what you said, but what he does. That's SICK!
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He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.
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He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.

John Will Inevitibly Like to Swallow 10 what?
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