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05-30-2007, 02:16 PM | #1 |
Living Legend
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Giving 100%
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND , look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's theBullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM Last edited by MTK; 05-30-2007 at 02:35 PM. Reason: reduced font size |
05-30-2007, 02:18 PM | #2 |
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Re: Giving 100%
Sorry its so big I'm not good with reducing these things and it was just copied and pasted.
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05-30-2007, 03:20 PM | #3 |
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Re: Giving 100%
So basically you didn't give 100% when putting this thread together
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05-30-2007, 02:23 PM | #4 |
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Re: Giving 100%
It's not hard, simply reduce the font size.
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05-30-2007, 02:29 PM | #5 |
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Re: Giving 100%
I'm going to start making threads out of all the forwards I get throughout the course of a day. That'll show you, that'll show you ALL!!!! Muwuhaha!
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05-30-2007, 02:34 PM | #6 |
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Re: Giving 100%
You can always copy and paste it into something like notepad first, then copy and past from there. It will remove the formatting.
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05-31-2007, 01:20 AM | #7 |
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Re: Giving 100%
Cute thread.
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