50 new sex positions!

hooskins · 06-13-2007, 10:59 PM

This is a link that was passed to me, and it is hilarious. There isnt any porn, but your boss might be upset because you will be laughing out loud.

the Phat Phree ~ Target.Observe.Ridicule

hesscl34 · 06-13-2007, 11:07 PM

hmmmm... think I might stay clear away from this one..

jsarno · 06-14-2007, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by hesscl34

hmmmm... think I might stay clear away from this one..

Careful...no flirting! LOL.

hooskins · 06-13-2007, 11:23 PM

Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
The Tony Romo
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.

Monkeydad · 06-14-2007, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
The Tony Romo
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.

They forgot...cry afterwards.

hooskins · 06-13-2007, 11:24 PM

Another good one:

The Mind of Mencia
Do nothing funny for a half hour.

Sammy Baugh Fan · 06-13-2007, 11:24 PM

I need asprin from my wife's last night's positions. lol

But I digress
lol!

hooskins · 06-13-2007, 11:25 PM

The Molotov Cocktail
Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.)

MonkFan4Life · 06-14-2007, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

The Molotov Cocktail
Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAI am so bent right5 now i JUST left Fridays drinking Southeast Dirty Waters and a Shot of Patron to end the day and I am COOKED ! ! This is the funniest stuff i have seen in a min !!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA ]

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS !!!!!! SUPER BOWL BABY !!!!!! WHOOOOOO !!!!!!

hesscl34 · 06-13-2007, 11:32 PM

God Help Us All!

hooskins · 06-13-2007, 11:34 PM

Pshh no sense of humor hess. Where is AMD when you need him, I know he would find this hilarious.

hesscl34 · 06-14-2007, 12:23 AM

Schneed is sneaking around waiting to yap at me...

jsarno · 06-14-2007, 12:27 AM

The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man!

hooskins · 06-14-2007, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jsarno

The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man!

haha I know its messed up.

KLHJ2 · 06-14-2007, 12:32 AM

I prefer the levitating ceiling fan, complete with stirrups.

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hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	50 new sex positions! This is a link that was passed to me, and it is hilarious. There isnt any porn, but your boss might be upset because you will be laughing out loud. the Phat Phree ~ Target.Observe.Ridicule __________________ Vacancy

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hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: 50 new sex positions! Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site. The Tony Romo Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city. Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards. __________________ Vacancy

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hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: 50 new sex positions! The Molotov Cocktail Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.) __________________ Vacancy

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hesscl34 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 2,782	Re: 50 new sex positions! God Help Us All!

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hesscl34 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 2,782	Re: 50 new sex positions! Schneed is sneaking around waiting to yap at me...

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