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03-12-2008, 06:10 PM
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Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
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03-12-2008, 06:18 PM
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Living Legend
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Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
Wtf.
I'm guessing these people didn't have friends or family over. And if they did, they must have had more than 1 toilet.
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03-12-2008, 06:37 PM
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Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
How funny is it that the Sherriff's name is Whipple as in Mr. Wipple (please don't squeeze the Charmin)
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03-13-2008, 12:05 AM
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Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
"The boyfriend repeatedly told friends and neighbors his girlfriend was full of sh*t. Unfortunately, no one believed him."
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03-14-2008, 09:00 PM
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03-13-2008, 12:33 AM
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Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
This is just wow. Did he have sex with her too in there while she sat? The boyfriend should be tried for abuse, because he could report it a long time ago.
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03-13-2008, 11:08 AM
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The Starter
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Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
$100 says there was TV in the bathroom.
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03-13-2008, 12:13 PM
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03-13-2008, 12:17 PM
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Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
She obviously needs a lot more fiber in her diet.
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03-13-2008, 12:54 PM
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03-13-2008, 12:52 PM
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Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
I don't see why the boyfriend could be brought up on charges. The woman made her own decisions, and he could do nothing about it.
Obviously no one thinks she was insane: "Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled." If you don't know that after 2 years, then she's not insane. So if she's dumb enough to not get off the toilet, it is her choice. She wasn't breaking the law, nor was he. Why are we as a country so eager to blame everyone else around us but the actual person involved? What I didn't see in this report was how heavy the lady was. Just kind of reminds me of one of those 600 pound people that just gives up and stays where they are. Better to park on the toilet instead of sitting in her own filth.
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03-13-2008, 01:01 PM
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Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
Phil Hartman was one of the funniest dudes ever to appear on SNL.
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03-13-2008, 01:10 PM
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Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such great after school specials as "Me and my toilet: Together One" or "My life as a Toilet seat"...
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03-14-2008, 02:02 PM
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03-14-2008, 03:04 PM
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