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05-08-2008, 09:40 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: NY
Age: 52
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F...pollen
Not because of allergies, but because I can't keep my damn car clean! I just had it washed yesterday and today it looks like big bird sneezed all over it. The pollen seems really bad this year.
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05-08-2008, 09:57 AM
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The Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Austin, Texas
Age: 54
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Re: F...pollen
YES! The F...threads are back and I agree, pollen is not only crappy for the nose and head, but will destroy your car with that ugly green film.
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05-08-2008, 09:57 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 42
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Re: F...pollen
Seriously!!! My car is dark green so you'd think it wouldn't be too bad but it is.
This morning as I walked up to it I said out loud in an Eric Cartman-like voice "Moooooom, that oak tree splewged on my caaaar." I'm afraid I may be going completely insane.
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05-08-2008, 05:03 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Age: 46
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Re: F...pollen
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05-08-2008, 09:59 AM
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2006
Age: 47
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Re: F...pollen
Well I say F Pollen because of my allergies. I can't go out and enjoy a nice summer day without seeing yellow green colored balls of death floating around. Glazing cars, blowing in the wind, tickling my nose and then all through my sinuses letting me know, that I am F'd ! The next thing you know my nose starts itching, then my throat, next comes my eyes, ..... then wait for it.......wait for it......wait for it......... That's right,.... the big sneeze. F'n F Pollen. F Pollen in the A !
F Cherry Blossoms while I'm at it. Seriously, I CANNOT be the only person in the world who thinks that those have to be one of the shittiest smelling things around. For some reason people come out from far away to enjoy in this snitkfest. I F'N HATE THEM ! AHHHHHHH F CHERRY BLOSSOMS ! This is all connected. ONCE the SMELLY CHERRY BLOSSOMS COME ALONG.......pssssssst guess what else comes around that time ? Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. F'N POLLEN THAT'S WHAT ! F POLLEN AND F' F'N CHERRY BLOSSOMS ! and the Dallas Cowboys ! F THEM ALL IN THE A !
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05-08-2008, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: NY
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04-20-2010, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
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Re: F...pollen
The pollen has been awful this year. Thankfully I don't have any allergies, but I have plenty of friends that are just totally miserable right now. Sneezing, runny eyes and nose, scratchy throat, headaches... man I feel bad for them. Sucks. My fiancee takes Claritin during allergy season, and it really helps her. She's been fine so far. My boss takes Allegra and says it works well for him. Once a day and he's good. But he forgot to take it today and said his eyes felt like they were on fire all day.
Since we had such a wet winter here in the DC area and then it warmed up so fast, it just caused the flora to explode.
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05-08-2008, 10:06 AM
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A Dude
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Newtown Square, PA
Age: 45
Posts: 12,421
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Re: F...pollen
It's raining here in our neck of the woods today, and where there are puddles you can see a film of green grainy pollen floating around the edges of every puddle. It's nasty.
This is one time of the year where a good soaking rain is the best thing ever. It cleans all that crap off. F pollen indeed.
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05-08-2008, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
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Re: F...pollen
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Ahhhhhh, Baltimore: the greatest city in America (according to the bus stop benches and no one else). 
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05-08-2008, 10:30 AM
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2006
Age: 47
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Re: F...pollen
Oh Matty I feel so bad for your wife. Pollen and pet allergies are horrible. I hate cats, not just because they are sneaky little pets of Satan but their fur holds so much dander it is ridiculous. Claritin-D is my medicine of choice now.
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05-08-2008, 11:54 AM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Frederick, MD
Age: 45
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Re: F...pollen
I played a doubleheader last night, and with the wind kicking the pollen around, we were eating it like snowflakes on a cold, winter's day. Hopefully the rain over the next several days washes it out. My 7 month old has a bad case of allergies, up half the night, which means Mommy and Daddy were too. Talk about being a zombie.
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05-08-2008, 01:41 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
Age: 60
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05-08-2008, 01:54 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: NY
Age: 52
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Re: F...pollen
yeah I know black shows everything and that's the price I pay, but I'm seeing this crap all over everyone's cars. The other day there was so much pollen blowing around it looked like it was snowing.
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05-08-2008, 09:00 PM
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Camp Scrub
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 64
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Re: F...pollen
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The pollen is especially bad this year due to the unexplained deaths of millions and millions of bees! Instead of bees performing their cross pollenating acitivites the pollen is just blowing around in the air. They also predict crop yeilds to be way down because the bees are not there to perform the cross pollenation that is needed. Just a little FYI |
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05-08-2008, 09:36 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Trinity, NC
Age: 53
Posts: 1,444
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Re: F...pollen
Two years ago I had a honeybee hive make it's home in my bathroom wall. There's nothing quite like the sound of hundreds of bees humming furiously four feet away from you while you're trying to do your business.
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