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Hail Raiser
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Dallas sucks beer koozie
DALLAS SUCKS beer koozie
Product Description The Dallas Cowboys are "Americas Team"?.....my ass! Keep your beers nice and frosty with these great DALLAS SUCKS beer koozies. A perfect tailgate item for all you Washignton Redskins, New York Giants and Philadelphia Eagles fans! All koozies are high quality and brand spanking new! Order today and we will ship today. Full refunds if you are not 100% satisfied. Cheers! The Frosty Beer Man |
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Playmaker
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: all up in your business
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Redskins Nation
Posts: 1,715
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
I'd prefer mine with Redskins colors and not what looks to be the cowboy's.
and I'm not an alcoholic or anything, at least I don't think I am, but beers that I am drinking are not lasting long enough to necessitate a cozy. Only a woman would think of something like a cozy...when guys drink from a cozy it seems like this is the message they want to convey is..."My wife is cool with letting me drink beer today" A beer cozy is like a signed permission slip from your wife that you're allowed to taste beer that day....btw I'm not married or knocking it, I just can't stand something as useless as a beer cozy.
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Good ol US of A
Age: 47
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
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The colors are part of the joke, brother ![]() and btw, it's a 'koozie", not a "cozy"
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Redskins Nation
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
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Unless your the owner and you trademarked that name. Then its koozie, but in doing that, that would make you a Hoe-Moe. ...nothing personal, it's just part of the joke.
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Good ol US of A
Age: 47
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
whatever you say, tough guy, but you calling me a homo is simply proving my point.
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Hail Raiser
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Playmaker
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 2,836
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
I'm with Skinny. Make one in Redskins colors and I am all over it. I'm not sure using the Dallas colors is part of the joke so much as it is part of selling them to fans of multiple teams.
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Lake Travis, Texas
Age: 45
Posts: 786
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
i really dont care, i will buy it just cause...
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Impact Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: University of South Carolina
Age: 37
Posts: 577
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
Anything to prevent a warm beer, I will even wrap it. But while I am wrapping my brewski it might as well convey my true feelings to the world,
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2006
Age: 49
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
Beer Koozie's kick ass. Your beer stays colder for a longer period of time by keeping your body heat from killing the frosty chill that ones choice of beer has. I wouldn't go with that one because it isn't Burgundy and Gold but I guess i could make an exception in this case.
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Playmaker
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Frederick, MD
Age: 47
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
beer koozies are the epitome of a great invention. Keeps the beer cold and keeps my hand from getting cold and wet. It's a win-win.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 43
Posts: 8,029
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
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If you're working the grill or stuffing your face with brats you don't want gloves to get in the way. At the same time an ice cold aluminum touching your bare hand on a cold day isn't too much fun, so the koozie is literally saving your skin. Plus, dallas does indeed SUCK.
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Living Legend
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
Age: 62
Posts: 15,817
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
Its not a Koozy its a hugge or huggey.
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Special Teams
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 473
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Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie
I got mine. Dallas does suck by the way.
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