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Old 12-23-2009, 12:08 PM   #1
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Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums

Only way this story is better is if Jasnro has spun this tale.
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Old 12-23-2009, 12:51 PM   #2
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Wow!
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:09 PM   #3
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Sounds like the scene in the movie "Along Comes Polly" and if I'm correct it was also chiness food that gave him the runs.



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Sounds like the scene in the movie "Along Comes Polly" and if I'm correct it was also chiness food that gave him the runs.



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indian food actually, i love that movie, phillip seymore hoffman is hilairious in it

btw i don't buy that story definitley fake
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:22 PM   #5
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indian food actually, i love that movie, phillip seymore hoffman is hilairious in it

btw i don't buy that story definitley fake


Me and you same boat until I read this gem by him.

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Again NSFW but it is Xmas who is in the office anyways!
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:43 PM   #6
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Me and you same boat until I read this gem by him.

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Again NSFW but it is Xmas who is in the office anyways!
dude what are you doin on this website that shit is foul
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dude what are you doin on this website that shit is foul

They were linked off of Acura | TL Integra MDX | News, Reviews, Owners, For Sale - Acurazine.com , I own an RDX so I go there but they probaly have one of the most colorful Off Topic sections you will ever find.
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Old 12-23-2009, 03:06 PM   #8
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Again NSFW but it is Xmas who is in the office anyways!
Seriously, WTF!
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:44 PM   #9
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Oh that is brilliant!
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:19 PM   #10
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What the hell is the leader of the taliban doing posting on a bodybuilding website ?
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:30 PM   #11
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I don't know what is funnier the story or a whole bunch of supposedly "straight" dudes posting topless pictures of themselves.
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Old 12-23-2009, 03:32 PM   #12
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LOL...funny.
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:27 PM   #13
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Fake, but still quite humorous.
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:59 PM   #14
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1st Page! F*ck Yeah!
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:57 PM   #15
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1st Page! F*ck Yeah!
Hilarious, reminds me of Redskins Insider
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