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01-05-2011, 07:35 PM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
Slow week at work. Opinion subject to change whenever I damn well please (all responses must be in Haiku form)
Quarterback Two Year Deal For Rex Draft QB for the Future A. Smith (for Dirtbag) Offensive Line Keep Brown and Heyer Sign Davin Joseph, Draft C Cut Dock, and cut Hicks Wide Receiver Keep Moss, Start Austin Give Kelly One More Shot Here Add FA WR Running Back Need a New Starter Let Portis Test the Market Keep Torain as 2 Tight End Trade Cooley for Picks Or Maybe You Trade Davis Move One or Play Both Kicker/Punter Wide Left or Wide Right No Hang Time and No Distance We Must Do Better Defensive Line Need Youth Infusion Trade Al for a Fourth or Fifth Build Line Through The Draft Linebackers Mac Gone, Carter Gone Need LB To Help Brian Play Rob Jackson More Defensive Backs Bring Back Los and Buch See If Anyone Wants Hall Try Barnes at FS
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01-05-2011, 07:45 PM
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
another one down
won't win the next, well there is always next next year j/k, just for the gloom and doomers
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01-05-2011, 08:02 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: IOWA
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
F****** brilliant plan
SmootSmack you are my hero This will be epic
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01-05-2011, 08:15 PM
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Fire Bruce NOW
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hattiesburg, MS
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
double Shanahans
seeking return to glory year two please improve
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Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250) Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350) Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444) Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430) We won more with Vinny |
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01-05-2011, 08:27 PM
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Fire Bruce NOW
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
Redskin Jake Locker
more sexy than Bear Rexy rookie of the year
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Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250) Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350) Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444) Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430) We won more with Vinny |
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01-05-2011, 10:46 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Richmond, VA
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
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He is as good as napalm Draft him and face palm 
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01-05-2011, 10:46 PM
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The Starter
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
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time to draft qb is here ...please replace rabach
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01-05-2011, 08:22 PM
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Gamebreaker
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
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is the new 5 7 5 huh that or you just fail
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01-05-2011, 08:26 PM
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The Starter
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
I failed big time.
Please go light with my beatdown. Red ass treatment time. 
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01-05-2011, 08:38 PM
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Special Teams
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dividing my time between the Far East and the East Coast.
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
Hope springs eternal
New year. Playoffs? Negative. Scotch. Single malt, please. |
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01-05-2011, 10:18 PM
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Gamebreaker
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
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01-05-2011, 09:56 PM
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Hug Anne Spyder
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
Trade up and draft Luck
Win multiple Super Bowls! Larry Michael sucks Kareem Moore is trash Need more defensive line help Give Haslett one year
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01-05-2011, 10:23 PM
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Pro Bowl
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Location: Holland, Michigan
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
Dallas suck monkey ass.
Dallas sucks lemon grass. Emmit Smith is illiterate.
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01-05-2011, 10:37 PM
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Gamebreaker
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
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01-05-2011, 11:14 PM
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Uncle Phil
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Re: My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku
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