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Old 06-23-2006, 11:26 AM   #496
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Speaking of Swimwear and body functions, my little sister had to flee the neighborhood pool the other day because some kid yakked it. I find that very funny.

That's a hell of a turd by the way.
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:29 AM   #497
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We're going to have to party during the season 724Skinsfan. I'll be watching some games in Bburg and Roanoke at BW3s this year...
Come on down. BW3's is the best place to watch Skins games here in Roanoke. Not sure if I'm allowed back into the one in B'Burg. It's been 5 years, so perhaps.
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:29 AM   #498
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This is a snapshot I took when I was on tour with the "Poo Exhibit" in sub-Saharan Africa - I think it really gives you an appreciation for not only the size and scale, but the incredible marbeling and texture:

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Old 06-23-2006, 11:33 AM   #499
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My wrestling coach back in high school gave me a good piece of advise for photographing impressive turds (I think we were compairing stories in order to keep our minds off of the fact that we were starving). He said that a dime on in the toilet seat is key to creating a sense of scale.
But I guess mheisig would need to use a frisbee.
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or a manhole cover!
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:35 AM   #501
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Come on down. BW3's is the best place to watch Skins games here in Roanoke. Not sure if I'm allowed back into the one in B'Burg. It's been 5 years, so perhaps.
HAHA! You too? I was removed during the Seattle playoff game last year. Lots of Skins fans come to the one in Roanoke?
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:43 AM   #502
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HAHA! You too? I was removed during the Seattle playoff game last year. Lots of Skins fans come to the one in Roanoke?
It's hit or miss with fan attendance in Roanoke. Some Sundays its rockin' other times it's maybe a dozen of us. Since BW3's came to Valley View Mall, maybe there will be a larger more consistent turnout. Last year there was a seasonal Redkins merchandise store that opened next to it.
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Yeah, I remember going to that a couple of times. I like the one at Valley View better than that one next to Tanglewood. Tanglewood better get some better stores or else that area of town is dead.
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True, with the exception of Barnes & Noble there's not much point driving out to that area anymore.
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I remember a time when it was actually good. Too bad all the best merchants are in Valley View because there's no way, barring a huge population explosion, that any reputable merchant would open TWO stores in Roanoke.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:24 PM   #506
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Ok, the Man Law thread has gotten way off track here.

So, who likes boobies?
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I enjoy them. I enjoy different ones on different women though. I don't like these chicks who are 100 pounds and have DDDDs. You have to be proportionate to your body. If you're that skinny, be perky, but nothing more than a C. I prefer a girl be around 130-140 with a huge rack and curves.
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An ass to balance out the rack is vitally important too. Not gigantic, mind you, but enough to balance the boobies.

mheisig doesn't like imbalance...it makes him nervous.
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I enjoy them. I enjoy different ones on different women though. I don't like these chicks who are 100 pounds and have DDDDs. You have to be proportionate to your body. If you're that skinny, be perky, but nothing more than a C. I prefer a girl be around 130-140 with a huge rack and curves.
you just described my perfect woman. do you know her?(red head right?)
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An ass to balance out the rack is vitally important too. Not gigantic, mind you, but enough to balance the boobies.

mheisig doesn't like imbalance...it makes him nervous.
I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.
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